Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly…

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”

— Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”

— Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”

— Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”

— Tasha Turner

You can never have too much butter.

— Julie Powell

“you can run out of garlic, you can't really run out of music”

— Jace Wayland

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

— Morley Safer

Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than any feast.

— Patience Gray

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

— Tom Robbins

I use a lot of fresh citrus, garlic, and fresh herbs when cooking to cut down on fat and sodium but punch up flavor.…

— Cat Cora

My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and…

— Anonymous

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I…

— Rachael Ray

“You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.”

— Alberto Vitale

Our lives are full of stress. Some meditate, some walk, some sing and dance. Nature offers us garlic, maitake and hibiscus to relieve stress

— Gunter Pauli

I have a trainer who comes three times a week and just listens to me moan... and I keep fit and keep moving... and…

— Ringo Starr