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Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your garlic with…

— Anthony Bourdain

“The Romans eat much Garlic and the Hungarians more while in the Markets of Sidon lovelorn Men pay Ransoms for a Jelly dusted with…

— Lawrence Norfolk

Note to self: never eat garlic before a fashion show because everyone greets you with a kiss on both cheeks.

— Stacey Solomon

“Garlic is divine. Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You…

— Anthony Bourdain

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.

— Miguel de Cervantes

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Tal como a disfunção eréctil, a disfunção intelectual, que afecta um número crescente de ilustres membros das elites intelectualóides, caracteriza-se pela impotência de manter…

— Victor Eustáquio

“He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He’d had sex every possible way known to man. He’d made improvements to the…

— Rosanna Leo

“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If I was…

— Molly Harper

“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him…

— George Orwell

“Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat garlic then…

— Zathyn Priest

“You can arrange your schedule so you have enough time to eat. The place and teh food should be appropriate. Tell me what you…

— Thich Nhat Hanh

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I try not to diet because it never really works for me, if I tell myself I can't eat something then I tend to…

— Leona Lewis

So you can say, 'Get Big Government out of here, and don't tell me what to eat,' but when kids are going to school,…

— Tom Colicchio