Life doesn't need to be perfect to be wonderful.

Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.

— Annette Funicello

“Mr Warty’s face swelled up like a puffer fish—all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes.”

— Ferguson Fartworthy

“Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet.”

— Ferguson Fartworthy

“Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp brown hair…

— Ferguson Fartworthy

“It doesn’t need to be perfect,’ she said at last. ‘It’s already wonderful.”

— Nathan Filer

I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics or not.

— Julia Davis

“Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Water goes hand in hand with food, just like children and crying.”

— John Joclebs Bassey

“In a sec…let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad cause his ears were long and floppy…

— Grasshopper

“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?”

— Mel Brown

“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable of doing.…

— Dean Koontz

And back then it was a lot more risqué. This one is a lot more for the family and you can watch this in…

— Joe Torry

Kids are funny.

— Mark Waters

“People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul...”

— Jeannette Walls

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny…

— Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard