When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said, — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Copy Share Image
“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
“Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Water goes hand in hand with food, just like children and crying.” — John Joclebs Bassey Copy Share Image
“I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's… — Deborah Hale Copy Share Image
“People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul...” — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
And back then it was a lot more risqué. This one is a lot more for the family and you can watch… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“In a sec…let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad cause his ears were long… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Seeing a big scratch on Andy's cheek, he tried again. "You win this fight?" he touched the little boy's cheek lightly. Andy's… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
