Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have…

“The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

— Graham Greene

Are you a dentures? because I really can't smile without you.

— Marianepublico

I have dentures and sometimes forget to put them in sterilizing fluid.

— Bez

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist…

— Daniel Webster

You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth… Your every past…

— Anonymous

My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should…

— Tiffany Haddish

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

— Augusten Burroughs

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

— Johnny Depp

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

— Bill Cosby

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…

— Woody Allen

“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”

— Rhonda Patton

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get…

— Mark Twain