I have dentures and sometimes forget to put them in…

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Are you a dentures? because I really can't smile without you.

— Marianepublico

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

— Graham Greene

A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier…

— John Holdren

The nice clean intimacy which we now so admire between the sexes is sterilizing. It makes neuters. Later on, no deep, magical sex-life is…

— D. H. Lawrence

I see nothing wrong in sterilizing a man who has already brought eight or ten children into the world. Especially if it helps those…

— Indira Gandhi

“Nothing like modern art for sterilizing the life out of things.”

— Aldous Huxley

Fairies: Nature's attempt to get rid of soft boys by sterilizing them.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following…

— Adam Carolla

Believe me, you lose more than a gallon of fluids during a race. You could lose between six and 10 pounds during a race,…

— Michael Andretti

Envy may justly be called "the gall of bitterness and bond of iniquity;" it is the most acid fruit that grows on the stock…

— Hosea Ballou

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid .

— John McCain

Time is a corrosive fluid, dissolving motivation, destroying novelty, and leaching the joy from life.

— Charles Stross