I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to…

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke,…

— Stephan Pastis

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

— Maria Bamford

I've always been the type of person that thinks, 'If someone else can do it, so can I.'

— Coy Bowles

I've always been a person who thinks it's really important to better themselves.

— Erica Cerra

An artist is a person who thinks more than there is to think, feels more than there is to feel, and sees more than…

— Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

First, there is the person one thinks he is and the appearance one thinks he has. Then there is the thing one actually is,…

— Elizabeth Madox Roberts

A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian. This is not in the…

— Pope Francis

“When a person thinks you are too good for them, they create a wall without even taking a chance. The best life that God…

— Shannon L. Alder

“But who can divine the workings of a single human heart? Who really knows what a person thinks and believes when he or she…

— Bryan Gruley

If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else.

— Carlos Mencia

Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell you, 'I…

— Randy Rainbow

Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of 15,000 people…

— Michael McIntyre

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somehow I feel that a person who thinks he has discovered the absolute truth will not be someone I know.”

— Manu Joseph

“When we are young we are often puzzled by the fact that each person we admire seems to have a different version of what…

— Ernest Becker