Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the…

A city with one newspaper, or with a morning and an evening paper under one ownership, is like a man with one eye, and…

— A. J. Liebling

I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.

— Nikhil Saluja

Basically for me a story can be anything. Anything you tell me, anything I read in the newspaper, in any mode. I don't have…

— T.C. Boyle

I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.

— Kim Alexis

We always talk about how everyone is unifocal. You can't possibly be interested in jazz and Beethoven. Of course you can. You can't both…

— Harold Evans

I read a ton of paper every day. I read the newspapers, I read my intelligence materials, I read all the briefing materials. I…

— Susan Rice

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to…

— Aleister Crowley

I can't read the newspaper without crying. I'm easily affected by horrible events, you see.

— Aurora

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

— Jimmy Breslin

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

— Mark Twain

I do not know but it is too much to read one newspaper a week. I have tried it recently, and for so long…

— Henry David Thoreau

I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction.

— Anonymous

I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.

— Maira Kalman

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

— Bill Watterson

I'm one of those people that read a newspaper.

— Ben Miller