Honesty, irony and small children make me laugh.

Having small children and being an investigative reporter would seem like a difficult mix, but it worked well for me. I was often working…

— Jill Abramson

The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.

— Linus Torvalds

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

— Spider Robinson

We are under no delusions as to the innate goodness even of very small children. They are bad a great deal of the time,…

— Heywood Broun

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just…

— Roald Dahl

“the dance ritual never ended, The small children just sat down one by one as they got tired.”

— Dorothy Bryant

I have four relatively small children, and around fourth grade, they start doing big projects on Native Americas: everything is Native Americans in elementary…

— Soledad O'Brien

“Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.”

— Kelly J. Cogswell

“Small children are great accepters. They don’t understand shame, or the need to hide things.”

— Stephen King

“I’m attracting small children,” Orma muttered, twisting his hat in his hands. “Shoo it away, will you?”

— Rachel Hartman

Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them.

— Treat Williams

Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.

— T. H. White

Blame is for God and small children.

— Dustin Hoffman

Being a display pilot is probably the thing I've been most proud of in my life. Don't really fly anymore now though. I have…

— Gary Numan

I discovered when I had a child of my own that I had become a biased observer of small children. Instead of looking at…

— Margaret Mead