Pure love. I’ve always wondered what it looks like and now…

“Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians.”

— Samuel Beckett

Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious…

— Haruki Murakami

“During the whole of the fucking Middle Ages, the place where they had it off most of all was the cemeteries!...people don't face up…

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“Hakuna shaka yoyote (kwa mfano) kwamba mboga za majani na matunda vina vitamini nyingi mwilini na madini na vitu vyote vizuri katika mwili wa…

— Enock Maregesi

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

— Washington Irving

It's a spiritual malnutrition tied to a moral constipation, where people have a sense of what's right and what's good. It's just stuck, and…

— Cornel West

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

— Mason Cooley

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

— James Lileks

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets…

— Christina Stead

“If ever there was a season for constipation it was winter.”

— Anthony Marra

Another intruder that plagues our good health is sleeplessness. Insomnia is much like constipation in that stress or nervous tension can bring it on…

— Jack LaLanne

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation…

— Matt Stone

At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of…

— Frank Oski

Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion, colds, catarrhs,…

— Helen and Scott Nearing