Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should…

“Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians.”

— Samuel Beckett

At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of…

— Frank Oski

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation…

— Matt Stone

Another intruder that plagues our good health is sleeplessness. Insomnia is much like constipation in that stress or nervous tension can bring it on…

— Jack LaLanne

“If ever there was a season for constipation it was winter.”

— Anthony Marra

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets…

— Christina Stead

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

— James Lileks

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

— Mason Cooley

It's a spiritual malnutrition tied to a moral constipation, where people have a sense of what's right and what's good. It's just stuck, and…

— Cornel West

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

— Washington Irving

“Hakuna shaka yoyote (kwa mfano) kwamba mboga za majani na matunda vina vitamini nyingi mwilini na madini na vitu vyote vizuri katika mwili wa…

— Enock Maregesi

“During the whole of the fucking Middle Ages, the place where they had it off most of all was the cemeteries!...people don't face up…

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious…

— Haruki Murakami

Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion, colds, catarrhs,…

— Helen and Scott Nearing

“Pure love. I’ve always wondered what it looks like and now I know. It can easily be confused with constipation, so you have to…

— Maria Luis