Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians.

Another intruder that plagues our good health is sleeplessness. Insomnia is much like constipation in that stress or nervous tension can bring it on…

— Jack LaLanne

Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion, colds, catarrhs,…

— Helen and Scott Nearing

We must take our sentences seriously, which means we must understand them philosophically, and the odd thing is that the few who do, who…

— William H. Gass

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

— Charles Kuralt

Derek caught my arm again as I started to move--at this rate, it was going to be as sore as my injured one. "Dog,"…

— Kelley Armstrong

Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.

— Kelley Armstrong

The Balkans arent worth the life of a single Pomeranian grenadier.

— Otto von Bismarck

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets…

— Christina Stead

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

— Mason Cooley

It's a spiritual malnutrition tied to a moral constipation, where people have a sense of what's right and what's good. It's just stuck, and…

— Cornel West

“If ever there was a season for constipation it was winter.”

— Anthony Marra

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation…

— Matt Stone

At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of…

— Frank Oski

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

— James Lileks