Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

— Groucho Marx

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

— Anonymous

“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that…

— Kaitlin Scott

I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.

— Steven Herrick

There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are…

— Seyyed Hossein Nasr

I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his…

— Jeremy Scahill

I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing…

— Anita Shreve

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

— Michael Hudson

And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or…

— Alma Katsu

Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.

— Anistatia R. Miller

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee…

— Daniel Burka

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

— George Best

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought…

— Charles Bukowski