Maddox

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

— Maddox

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

— Maddox

“I think you're a terrible person and I hope you get some psychiatric help. Go to hell.”

— Maddox

When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet…

— Maddox

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

— Maddox

I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game…

— Maddox

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

— Maddox

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

— Maddox