My kingdom for a flush toilet.

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.

— Nikhil Saluja

That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising...

— Anonymous

[The flush toilet is] a wonderful waste disposal device. But I think that it's so good it doesn't smell, we can put it in…

— Suman Rai

My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.

— Alexa Vega

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami

“How the heck I was supposed to have a spiritual awakening without a flush toilet?”

— Grace G. Payge

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.

— Nikhil Saluja

“The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.”

— Thomas Lynch

This World is a piece of Shit... Just waiting for God to Flush the Toilet but everytime he tries the Devil keeps it clogged...…

— C-DASH

Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.

— Josh Q