When a turn doesn't flush... Flush and flush again till it…

It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

— Anonymous

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

— Anonymous

That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising...

— Anonymous

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never…

— Anonymous

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it…

— Augusten Burroughs

In the development business doing something for both women and the environment is the equivalent of holding a royal flush in poker.

— Abhijit Banerjee

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

“Happy Families. What's that all about, eh? A bloody busted flush is what it is. You surround yourself with other people so the night…

— Mike Carey

I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make…

— Dan Harmon

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished. Mrs. Miracle

— Debbie Macomber