I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And…

“I think, This will be the last horrible thing I have to go through, until I meet someone else and the whole travesty begins…

— Suzanne Finnamore

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

— Ron White

If you want to quit smoking every time you think about buying a pack put five dollars in a jar and at the end…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Russ quit smoking on a bet with Jimmy Blue Eyes,”

— Charles Brandt

Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.

— Lynn Johnston

Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a…

— Nate

I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.

— Shelley Berman

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was…

— Bill Hicks

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

— Fran Lebowitz

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

— Dave Attell

There was a young lady named Mae Who smoked without stopping all day; As pack followed pack, Her lungs first turned black, And eventually…

— Edward Gorey

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

To quit smoking, you must first want to quit, but then you must also do the quitting

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

— Edward Kennedy

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

— Mark Twain