I know I'm smarter than an armadillo

Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

— Sherman Alexie

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

— Dana Carvey

What joy when the insouciant armadillo glances at us and doesn't quicken his trotting across the track into the palm brush. What is this…

— Denise Levertov

I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.

— Noel Edmonds

“Never offer unsolicited advice. The receiver might not know that you are smarter than him.”

— C.J. Langenhoven

“The more you read, the better you get at it; the better you get at it, the more you like it; and the more…

— Jim Trelease

“The more you read, the more you know. The more you know, the smarter you grow. The smarter you grow, the stronger your voice,…

— National Library Week

“Armadillo? I’d rather arm civilians.”

— Jarod Kintz

You'll be riding by bare back on your armadillo.

— Steely Dan

“The plastic-covered notebooks were candy-colored and palm-size, brimming with the characters and arcana of a prosperous and long-standing children's entertainment combine. The creation myth…

— Colson Whitehead

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard

— Bill Bailey

“...avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts.”

— Adam Leith Gollner

I do a lot of thrifting, but I don't go shopping in a concerted way very often. I find things by accident that I…

— Mackenzie Davis

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

— Jim Hightower

If you ask my dad for help... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the…

— Christopher Titus