What joy when the insouciant armadillo glances at us and…

Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

— Sherman Alexie

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

— Dana Carvey

I know I'm smarter than an armadillo

— Lee Child

You'll be riding by bare back on your armadillo.

— Steely Dan

“Armadillo? I’d rather arm civilians.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The plastic-covered notebooks were candy-colored and palm-size, brimming with the characters and arcana of a prosperous and long-standing children's entertainment combine. The creation myth…

— Colson Whitehead

Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.

— Rick Riordan

...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and…

— Tom Franklin

While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it's path ..…

— Miles Zuniga

There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos.

— Jim Hightower

“...avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts.”

— Adam Leith Gollner

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard

— Bill Bailey

I do a lot of thrifting, but I don't go shopping in a concerted way very often. I find things by accident that I…

— Mackenzie Davis

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

— Jim Hightower

If you ask my dad for help... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the…

— Christopher Titus