When all else fails…everyone is gagging…and the stove is…

“his typical white apron emblazoned with the words, “When all else fails…everyone is gagging…and the stove is on fire…I read the recipe.”

— Laury Falter

Read a recipe twice, weigh all the ingredients out before you start so that you don't forget something and start with a clean kitchen.

— John Whaite

When I do a cooking class now, I tell people that the most important part is to read the recipe many times so you…

— Wolfgang Puck

I've never taken a cooking class. I've never gone to a cooking show. I've never read a recipe in my life.

— Bret Bielema

Be sure to read a recipe all the way through before you cook. The time it saves you in the long run is invaluable.

— Tom Douglas

“The first rule of Thug Kitchen is: Read the recipe.”

— Thug Kitchen

I've made it abundantly clear and I'll repeat yet again there's no question of gagging individuals.

— Ron Davies

“If I could just open my mouth wide enough to allow those gagging blobs of truth their slow, tar-seep passage up through my gullet,…

— Thalia Chaltas

“... jealousy wasn't a spice to me then. It was the whole meal and I was gagging it down.”

— Holly Black

Designers and advertisers like the idea of my breasts, waist line, long legs, and long neck - but have literally made gagging noises at…

— Rain Dove

Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.

— Green Monk

I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe I can…

— Peter Riegert

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw…

— James Patterson

The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!

— Zoidberg