A beautiful male Portuguese water dog,

One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other…

— David Letterman

Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that trouble was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tide-water dog,…

— Jack London

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

— Bill Cosby

“As a rule, sexually selected traits tend to be more condition-dependent --and thus more vulnerable to dysfunctions-- than other phenotypes. This contributes to explain…

— Marco del Giudice

“…the excitement of doing something for the first time had passed. I laid there in the back seat looking at the moon. It was…

— Karen Hinton

“The weaker male is frenzied with gratifying his woman and looking for her appreciation and approval. The confident type does not have to ask…

— Rick Johnson

A male director doesn't come to situations the same way that a female director would.

— Liz W. Garcia

“I'm quite happy being male. The notion of being female scares me to death." "Why?" "I'd have to put up with men.”

— David Robbins

I'm male gigolo. Professionally? I don't think I've ever done anything professionally.

— Al Jourgensen

“There is, of course, no reason for the existence of the male sex except that sometimes one needs help with moving the piano.”

— Rebecca West

The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens…

— Matthew McConaughey

“Stupid male ego.”

— Tera Lynn Childs

If God Was A Woman… Men would come with software to be custom designed

— Nikhil Saluja

“The alpha male must not be a wife beta.”

— Abdal Hakim Murad

As a society, we have this perception that women are emotional. The research, however, tells us that, on trading floors, that poor risk rises…

— Sallie Krawcheck