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“Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet…” quote by Joey Comeau
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“Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.”

Joey Comeau

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

It satirically condemns a game that treats a female character as damaged, highlighting misogyny and emotional manipulation in media.

In simple terms: Criticizes misogynistic tropes in games.

Key Takeaway

Reject harmful stereotypes in media.

Themes

media criticism gender gaming empathy

Mood

critical ironic

Type

social commentary satire

When to use this quote

  • game design
  • storytelling
  • player experience
  • social activism

Key Concepts

feminism psychology media studies

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can creators avoid objectifying characters?
  • What impact does this have on players?
A Different Perspective

The satire may be too harsh, alienating some audiences.

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