I just yesterday returned from a trip where I photographed…

Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And you actually…

— David Sedaris

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

— Bill Cosby

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

— Garrison Keillor

“Woman and children can afford to be careless, men can not.”

— Mario Puzo

I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and…

— Joseph Heller

A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'

— Gracie Allen

It ought to be a crime for any woman to have children that writes books.

— Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon

In India's distant past, when the population was low, the blessing given a woman was, 'May you have many children.' Most of our epics…

— Indira Gandhi

“Children left their old parents at home and scattered in all directions in search of money. It was hard on an old woman with…

— Chinua Achebe

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

— Gracie Allen

I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were…

— Joseph Heller

The subject matter of the stories on the surface... there seem to be a number of stories about travel.

— Kenneth Koch

So it allows me to travel, I'll be doing that and running these great rivers and doing what I've done in the past without…

— Richard Dean Anderson

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

— George Carlin

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

— Victoria Pratt