Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet,

Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.

— Theophile Gautier

“They decided to get married in the house, because it was quick and there was a bed nearby.”

— Sylvia Day

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's…

— Anonymous

My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house?

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you sweep a house, and tend its fires and fill its stove, and there is love in you all the years you are…

— Truman Capote

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

— The Notorious B.I.G

The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with…

— Mike Mullane

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

— Matt Damon

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

— Slash

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

— Sheryl Crow

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

— Dov Davidoff

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.

— Jonny Wilkinson

You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the…

— Mike Mullane

Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the toilet in…

— Raj Thackeray