Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman…

Toasting is basically what you call rapping. It came off of playing the beats at the parties, however it be. You find a space…

— Damian Marley

“[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back”

— Meg Cabot

People take toasting way too seriously - especially the clinking glasses part. There are always a few people who are seated too far away…

— Matt Besser

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be not toasting a toaster waffle”

— Jacob Blumenstein

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

— Helen Rowland

Does anyone smell roasting meat?' said Razo, 'Oh, wait, it's just Geric's face.

— Shannon Hale

What other developed democracy has such a ridiculous and squalid history of intolerance? From the imprisonment and roasting of heretics, witches and poachers, to…

— Stephen Fry

The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave…

— Anonymous

With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts…

— Jeff Ross

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

All of us in society are supposed to believe that cruelty to animals is wrong and that it is a good thing to prevent…

— Ingrid Newkirk

You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to be so…

— Jeff Ross

I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've…

— Jamie Oliver

I don't know what rituals my kids will carry into adulthood, whether they'll grow up attached to homemade pizza on Friday nights, or the…

— Barbara Kingsolver

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's…

— Jeff Ross