I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth…

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,…

— Steven Wright

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

— Jane Curtin

It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as…

— Andrew Simms

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

— Matt Damon

I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?

— Liz Carpenter

The only thing that scares me in the tech area is that it moves so fast that you have to be ready to invest…

— Daymond John

Any small business owner wears many hats. We [New View Window Cleaning] are the salesman, bookkeeper, scheduler, cleaner, customer complaint department, etc. If you…

— Tony Evans

We must all move shoulder to shoulder in a unified front to show this administration that the true majority of people are willing to…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

I get to be the mayor of the capital city of the most polluting state of the most polluting country on the planet. ...…

— Will Wynn

I am an obsessive garage cleaner - my wife and the neighbors make fun of me. I remember that my father was the same…

— Chris O'Donnell

The easy glamour of the French Riviera in the late 1960s - inspired by Romy Schneider's character in La Piscine - mixed with garden…

— Tory Burch

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

In 1966, while working on a feature about a Picasso exhibition at the Tel Aviv Museum of Art, I recorded the pre-opening preparations and…

— Micha Bar-Am

I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!

— Rudyard Kipling

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take…

— Chuck Palahniuk