Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work... — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? — Frank Zappa Copy Share
![“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex that needs manpower. As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're going to be alright [...] So I believe that…” quote by Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c78/frank-zappa-702_conformity_schools-train-you-to-be-ignorant-with-st_2792127.jpg)
