Inspirational Quotes by Frank Zappa · Page 2

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

— Frank Zappa

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

— Frank Zappa

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

— Frank Zappa

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

— Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

— Frank Zappa

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

— Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

— Frank Zappa

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

— Frank Zappa

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.

— Frank Zappa

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

— Frank Zappa

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

— Frank Zappa

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

— Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

— Frank Zappa

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

— Frank Zappa

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

— Frank Zappa

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

— Frank Zappa

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

— Frank Zappa