One and one is eleven.

Now if six turned up to be nine, I don't mind, I don't mind.

— Jimi Hendrix

The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.

— Frank Zappa

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

— Frank Zappa

All the best have something in common, a regard for reality, an agreement to its primacy over the imagination. Even the richest, most surprising…

— Wislawa Szymborska

I love Ron Howard, he's a wonderful director, incredibly prepared. But I have to criticize my performance in that movie. It all took place…

— Glenn Close

I was an infinitely hot and dense dot.

— Mark Leyner

My interior is very, very dense - Proustian-looking, sort of Henry James. The walls are covered in pictures, and I transformed the big drawing…

— Hamish Bowles

I will build you a castle with a tower so high it reaches the moon.

— Smokey Robinson

With his new CD 'Tactiles' Liberty Ellman emerges as one of the most intriguing, albeit unorthodox, guitarists on the New York scene today. An…

— Bill Milkowski

Two times two is twenty-two, four times four is forty-four. When numbers get serious, they leave a mark on your door.

— Paul Simon

New York blends the gift of privacy with the excitement of participation; and better than most dense communities it succeeds in insulating the individual…

— E. B. White

Heartless though it may seem to some, among the least harmful things to eat are sustainably culled wild animals. In the absence of natural…

— Tristram Stuart

While you're playing cards with a regular guy or having a bite to eat with him, he seems a peaceable, good-humoured and not entirely…

— Anton Chekhov

and Venus among the fishes skips and is a she-dolphin she is the gay, delighted porpoise sporting with love and the sea she is…

— D. H. Lawrence

Only the good die young.

— Billy Joel