I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!

“If she were neater, she might not have to resort to panic searches when she misplaced important things.”

— Mary Campisi

The ass is neater than the mouth

— D Brown

If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn!

— Michael Beckwith

“The grass is not 'greener' on the other side – it is just another shade of green.”

— Annika Sörensen

The grass is always greener on the other side, but even that grass needs a good trimming from time to time.

— Phil Hill

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

— Anonymous

Americans get it. They're ready for some opportunities to have greener communities, to have cleaner communities, and to have transportation options that perhaps they…

— Greg Abbott

We were in Greenville, South Carolina, where he lived, and he was coming the next day to the show, but he passed away the…

— Bret Michaels

If the grass on the other side of the fence is greener, try watering your side.

— Ernie J Zelinski

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

— Ricky Gervais

“If the grass is greener on the other side, start watering your own.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

Driven by the vision to power a greener tomorrow, Suzlon has leveraged its focus on technology to accelerate action against climate change.

— Tulsi Tanti

“The grass is never greener; it's just a different shade.”

— Helen Stafford

You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you're not there. And if you…

— Ekaterina Sedia

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

— Mark Grace