Clearly my alarm clock is jealous of my relationship with…

My alarm is clearly jealous of my relationship I have with my bed

— Tash Carter

My guitar is jealous of our relationship. cus she dnt get half the attention that u get lately

— Ne-yo

I'm tired of being alone. I'm jealous of everyone's relationship.

— Anonymous

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..

— Mitchell Sakundiak

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

— Anonymous

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.

— Anonymous

“To become a better you, look nowhere else for another alarm to blow before you wake up. Get up and rise up.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

Disturbers are never popular - nobody ever really loved an alarm clock in action, no matter how grateful he may have been afterwards for…

— Nellie L. McClung

“There is no alarm clock like embarassment.”

— Maryrose Wood

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me.

— Jamais Cascio

I have to fight the impulse to use my phone as an alarm clock rather than leaving it in another room. If I don't,…

— Sherry Turkle

I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey.

— Sara Pascoe

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

— Byron Katie

“Tip #2: No more alarm clocks”

— Mary Helen Conroy

“Think about something else," Kaitlyn said. "Did you ever find a cow alarm clock around here?" "No. A what?" "An alarm clock shaped like…

— L.J. Smith