ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His…

As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance…

— Eoin Colfer

There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…

— Jay Leno

“The major impairments of ADD — the distractibility, the hyperactivity and the poor impulse control — reflect, each in its particular way, a lack…

— Gabor Maté

The Internet is perfect for delivering large blocks of text to people throughout the world for free. That's a plus. The downside is the…

— Lee Klein

If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said - unless you…

— Ann Coulter

Rafe didn't just flirt-he charmed girls right up to the point where they fell for him, then he changed his mind.I called him a…

— Kelley Armstrong

I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school.

— Stephen Rodrick

Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Nowadays a lot of what was wrong with me would no doubt be ascribed to Attention Deficit Disorder, tartrazine food colouring, dairy produce and…

— Stephen Fry

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

— George Carlin

The attention deficit disorder of the culture is very distressing in America now and I think it puts a lot of things at risk,…

— Edward Hirsch

With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADD/ADHD) and obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) as an adult, but I don't remember a time when I…

— Howie Mandel

“We’re constantly surrounded by video, music, people. No wonder attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder is more prevalent than ever; no one has to concentrate for more than…

— Anonymous

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

— Steven Wright