Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the…

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

— Emo Philips

“Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.”

— Emo Philips

“Some days life just wasn't worth the trouble of chewing through the leather straps on the straitjacket.”

— Katie Maxwell

Anger punishes the bearer's heart. Who remains angry suffers most. For many, the search for perfection virtually guarantees it will be found, and disregarded…

— Emo Philips

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

— Brie Larson

But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference…

— Robert Benchley

“How can men be such lummoxes, such wads of chewing gum on our ballet slippers and still feel so good?”

— Tom Robbins

Don't let your special character and values, the secret that you know and no one else does, the truth - don't let that get…

— Aesop

Oh, ants, my sisters, good old honeydew-seekers! From close up you are sticky and shiny and gristly; and your nymphs have parasitic red mites…

— William T. Vollmann

I believe that it may be normal, healthy, and even productive to experience mild to moderate depression from time to time as part of…

— Andrew Weil

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a…

— Jack Handey

It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity…

— A. J. Liebling

Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Whereas chimpanzees spend five hours a day chewing raw food, a single hour suffices for people eating cooked food. The advent of cooking enabled…

— Yuval Noah Harari

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

— John Mason Brown