Its funny how on Thanksgiving, the day you're supposed to…

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

— Jay Leno

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

— Kin Hubbard

He who thanks but with the lips Thanks but in part; The full, the true Thanksgiving Comes from the heart.

— John G. Shedd

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why…

— Erma Bombeck

All across America, we gather this week with the people we love to give thanks to God for the blessings in our lives.

— George W. Bush

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.

— William Arthur Ward

So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

— Arthur Guiterman

Praise God even when you don't understand what He is doing.

— Henry Jacobsen

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

— Craig Ferguson

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it…

— Ellen Orleans

You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed…

— Dylan Brody

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

— Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after…

— David Letterman

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

— P. J. O'Rourke

It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on…

— Cornelius Plantinga