The neon sign reflected off his gun, like the moonlight…

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are…

— Thomas de Quincey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

— Leo Durocher

With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that…

— Donald Horne

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams…

— Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

— W. C. Fields

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein…

— Barbara Holland

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

— Louis Untermeyer

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

— Rebecca Miller

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers