Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of… — Donald Horne Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow,… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds… — Jason Burke Copy Share Image
“There is no better way of life in the world than that of the Australian. I firmly believe this. The grumbling, growling,… — John O'Grady Copy Share Image
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
