I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one…

One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here…

— David Sedaris

You can't change your life. This mode in literature goes against the more middle-brown mode, which is about shaping your destiny, changing it. You…

— Tommy McCarthy

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

— David Cross

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

— Charles M. Schulz

“Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car off.”

— S.A. Hunt

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made…

— Laurence Tribe

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

— Steven Wright

The Constitution: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

— Michael Badnarik

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

— Kim Kardashian

“Plantations of good morals are easily captivated, colonized and corrupted by the pests of a bad company. Spray away bad companies and you will…

— israelmore ayivor

California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other…

— Ronald Reagan

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down…

— Jimmy Fallon

I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was…

— Thomas S. Monson

A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other…

— Jimmy Fallon

You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth'…

— Alex Steffen