Amy called the whale punkin.

“What a cynic would call a coincidence, Amy called a clear answer, and more than an answer--a sign of the love of the Lord.”

— Elisabeth Elliot

“killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”

— Christopher Moore

“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”

— Christopher Moore

“[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really. ("Would you like fries with that?" "Shut…

— Christopher Moore

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

— Christopher Moore

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

— Christopher Moore

“See the child.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“I don't know if I killed my dad or not.”

— Jeanne Willis

“My lifelong involvement with Mrs Dempster began at 5:58 o'clock p.m. on 27 December 1908, at which time I was ten years and seven months old.”

— Robertson Davies

“Ilium, New York, is divided into three parts.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“It's not that I was an outright nitwit of a child.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he…

— Molly Harper

“It was a small town by a small river and a small lake in a small northern part of a Midwest state. There wasn't…

— Ray Bradbury

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

— Leo Tolstoy

“The family landed in the Western Hemisphere in the person of Roger Blake Wolfe, who arrived with a price on his head.”

— James Carlos Blake