You know, there are very few people I could tell that to…

“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because after all these years, I’m still trying to find myself.”

— Jarod Kintz

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

When you see me on the pitch, I will always be smiling, always laughing, always playing jokes. I grew up as somebody who was…

— Emmanuel Adebayor

It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.

— Gillian Jacobs

Want to share but its not there, and tell me why Laugh too loud, no tears to cry and I really want to cry.

— Kaskade

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of…

— Sarah Chalke

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the…

— Jerry Seinfeld

That moment when you want to cry but you laugh instead.

— Anonymous

“That moment when a knot forms in your throat, but you choose to throw your head back and laugh instead.”

— Christy Hall

I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell…

— Tim Federle

When you could be sloppy, you're not. When you could be indulgent, you're not. When you could be sad, you laugh instead. If you…

— Frederick Lenz

Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.

— Terence Young

The next time you’re tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. It will extend your life and make the lives of all…

— Joseph B. Wirthlin

I'd much prefer to have a laugh instead of a fight.

— Mike Connors

If you don’t want to cry about the state of the economy, why not laugh instead? This book is an ideal introduction to the…

— Diane Coyle