I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth…

“If you want God to laugh, tell Him you've found Him a wife.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of approach.

— Jacob Collier

He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh.

— Karen Marie Moning

So when you tell a joke, you want to make someone laugh, or if you tell a story about someone who had a heart…

— Peter Guber

“People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric advanced technology and…

— Toba Beta

“A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is…

— Isman H. Suryaman

I think actors always like to think they don't bring the character home, and then their family all laugh and tell you otherwise.

— Kate Beckinsale

“Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan.”

— Mimi Strong

You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.

— Alan Vega

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

— Marian Keyes

I always say, 'If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.' I couldn't be happier with where I ended up and…

— Brett Young

“If people laugh at you, you too laugh. It’s good to laugh. Then tell them about your success and again laugh.”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”

— Terry Hayes

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

— Sarah Silverman

My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'

— Kirron Kher