I might be an idiot.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

— Andy Borowitz

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

— Anonymous

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.”

— Patrick to Spongebob

“The woman may be a biomedical engineer, but I begin to think that she is a certifiable idiot.”

— Jessica Khoury

Without sounding like a right idiot, my mum and my dad are my role models. They devoted everything to my sister and me -…

— Holly Willoughby

Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with.

— Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in…

— Ilona Andrews

One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned…

— Roger Federer

“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

— Janet Evanovich

Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot and the…

— Lewis Mumford

You have to be an idiot to run out of gas…I just did.

— Brooke Burke

Thirty guys equals five percent die-off among active wingsuit base jumpers. That means there's a flaw in our system and you're an idiot if…

— Dean Potter

The truth is I've just never had any kind of plan at all for my career, which is probably not a very flattering thing…

— Ty Burrell