I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate…

I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do…

— Don Rickles

Jesus Himself was criticized. He wasn't a glutton and drunkard, but He was accused of being those things. Why? Because He went to parties…

— Randy Alcorn

“I climbed the stairway (there was no elevator) and put the key in. The door swung open. Somebody had changed all the furniture around,…

— Charles Bukowski

Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as…

— Eric Schlosser

My parents subscribed to both Time and Newsweek and in 1978, I remember the covers of both that December were of the bodies in…

— Julia Scheeres

Growing up, my dad drank a lot of wine, so I got a taste for, and learned how to enjoy it. He spoke a…

— Tom Araya

That was cool, getting to work with Ryan Gosling. I knew he was going to be a huge star after I saw him in…

— Sherilyn Fenn

If your memory was OK you could descend upon on a bookshop – a big enough one so that the staff wouldn’t hassle a…

— Francis Spufford

“I never drank from the fountain of knowledge, I had mine on the rocks.”

— Tim Fargo

Jesus drank a cup of wrath without mercy, that we might drink a cup of mercy without wrath.

— J. Oswald Sanders

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are…

— Thomas de Quincey

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it…

— Dave Barry

“She didn’t drink a lot, but she drank me into wonderland where we spent the time giggling and laughing. However, know this if you…

— Joseph Persia

[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a…

— Laura Kightlinger

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

— Mitch Hedberg