Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't believe that you can give the same performance every take. It's physically impossible, so why bother? If you don't do… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray Copy Share
I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become… — Bill Murray Copy Share
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with… — Bill Murray Copy Share
