“I swear, Bobby Ray, you don’t have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you admit I’ve been robbed of my musical career because society can’t handle my innate sexuality?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“But my pretty little Gwen…me and her daddy…” Then she purred. Seriously. Purred.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.” — Shelly Laurenston Lying Copy Share Image
“Exactly what was wrong with her? And could she pass it on to any children she may have?” — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t find her shirt, but she sure as hell found her gun.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Don’t threaten me with your eyebrows. I’m not. I’m interrogating you with my one raised eyebrow. If I was threatening you, I’d… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“In fact, his adult brain acted like his adolescent brain used to. It stopped functioning. All it wanted to do was wrap… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She uses that shampoo,” he sighed. “What shampoo?” “The one with honey in it.” Ric’s eyes crossed. “Oh, my God.” “She was… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He mockingly gave her the raised eyebrow back. "You never gave me an answer." "Yeah. I did. In fact, my exact words… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She needed to say something sexy and romantic with a mere hint of her vast intelligence. Something that would entice him into… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Take your winnings and go, feline.” “Where did the love go?” Gwen pouted. “It went with our money,” Nevin muttered.” — Shelly Laurenston Cats Copy Share Image
“Smitty gave his best pout. “Why are y’all trying to hurt me?” “Because it’s fun?” “It’s easy.” “I love it when you… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“How do you get rational, well-respected people involved in your insanity? I mean is it something you taught yourself to do or… — Shelly Laurenston Insanity Copy Share Image
“So, what happened to your face?” Sara grabbed Miki by her T-shirt and jeans before she could dive over the counter at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Conall checked his watch. Again. Soon his personal wet fantasy would be here. He wondered if it would be inappropriate to tackle… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'?" "Only if you stop calling me darlin'" "Now where I come from… — Shelly Laurenston Endearment Copy Share Image
“I swear, Santiago! You are an idiot!" "I'm only trying to help you along. The guy is all over you and you… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Do you think I’m pretty?” Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he’d been staring at for the last three hours, looked… — Shelly Laurenston Computers Copy Share Image
“Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie. "You're fixin' to get mad?"… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Have you realized" MacRyrie asked her, "that you're just like Novikov but with more charm and no OCD?" "The direct thing?" "Yeah,"… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He didn’t expect that question to send her tripping over her own two feet and flying into the bookstore’s erotica section he’d… — Shelly Laurenston Erotica Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Have you thought about studying psychology, Kyle?” he asked. “I plan to get my PhD in that. To get my PhD in… — Shelly Laurenston Art Copy Share Image
“She watched as it grew before her eyes. Then it hit her, he hadn't been erect in the first place. Well exactly… — Shelly Laurenston First place Copy Share Image
“Irene closed her book and stared at the older Van Holtz. “I don’t dislike him. But that was recent. I used to… — Shelly Laurenston Books Copy Share Image
“If you’re worried arresting my sister will come between us — really, that’s not a problem. I’m pretty sure it will bind… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Her dark brown eyes were staring straight at him. “Pretty teeth.” She had a light Texan accent. Not as hearty as the… — Shelly Laurenston Brown eyes Copy Share Image
“Finally realizing what she was asking of him, he barked, "No!" "He save your life." "I don't care!" "Please. For me." "No.… — Shelly Laurenston Fight Copy Share Image
“Your charm makes me want to punch you in the nose.” That made Ricky chuckle. “I’m not trying to piss you off,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
