“Don't yell at me." "This is not yelling. This is panicked loud talking!” — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Give her to me.” Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. “No. Get your own cat.” “She’s my sister.” — Shelly Laurenston Sister Copy Share Image
“I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.” — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.” — Shelly Laurenston Hate Copy Share Image
“Back then, they’d liked their cars the way they’d liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Sorry!” the She-dogs yelled from the other side. “We’re closed!” — Shelly Laurenston Animal Copy Share Image
“Uh…could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place.” Frowning, Lock glanced down. “Oh, jeez!” Oh, jeez?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What took you so long?” Janie Mae asked as Darla closed the door. “I was torturing your mate.” She grinned at her… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of… — Shelly Laurenston Dog Copy Share Image
“Don’t threaten me with your eyebrows. I’m not. I’m interrogating you with my one raised eyebrow. If I was threatening you, I’d… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“In fact, his adult brain acted like his adolescent brain used to. It stopped functioning. All it wanted to do was wrap… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I don’t hate you, you idiot. I’m in love with you. That’s why I’m panicking!” She marched to the door and yelled,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The entire floor teeming with full-humans watching their children skate, all of them hoping to be the breeder of the next gold… — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“He should hate those nails. He normally considered that sort of thing tacky or gaudy, but damn if that look didn’t work… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Now y’all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn’t act like this.” Sissy stared at her brother’s mate. “Are you new to… — Shelly Laurenston Brother Copy Share Image
“Sissy didn’t know feeding Mitch would be so enjoyable—except for the expense, of course. He’d pretty much groaned and purred during the… — Shelly Laurenston Food Copy Share Image
“...the first time he snarled, I had a bit of a panic attack.” “She screamed and threw him at me.” Dez scowled… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally… — Shelly Laurenston French toast Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban… — Shelly Laurenston Humorous Copy Share Image
“Lock glanced at the woman in his arms. She was no longer sobbing, but was now smiling and giving her best Queen… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Then it sounds to me like you love her. And if you love her, then tell her she belongs to you and… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Have you realized" MacRyrie asked her, "that you're just like Novikov but with more charm and no OCD?" "The direct thing?" "Yeah,"… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He’d never been to a wedding at a castle before but it fit the style of the bride, who brought geekiness to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Smith shrugged and came over to Cella and Crush. Another shifter, a black bear, waited to lead them out, the security cameras… — Shelly Laurenston Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“Gwen was kind of amazed. A mother with several degrees and a prestigious position at an Ivy League college did not ensure… — Shelly Laurenston Ivy league Copy Share Image
“I’ll wait until we’re both older,” the kid went on, “and then I’ll nail her.”Van hit the brakes. “What?”“Like you and Aunt… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some… — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“Eggie?” from the backdoor had him cringing. Darla walked in, her gaze glancing at the three males before she walked over to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He’d just poured himself a hot cup of coffee, his mouth already watering as he brought the mug to his lips. “Oh,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Wow,” the bobcat muttered from his desk. “Your sister’s right. Your legs really are skinny.” Toni briefly thought about swiping all the… — Shelly Laurenston Ancient egyptian Copy Share Image
“You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual.” — Shelly Laurenston Intellectual Copy Share Image
“You can’t be hungry.” “You keep saying that like you expect my answer to change.” — Shelly Laurenston Food Copy Share Image
“I’m sure. I do not need to hear about my ‘frisky’ father.” — Shelly Laurenston Father Copy Share Image
“Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just…determined. The bastard.” — Shelly Laurenston Brutal Copy Share Image
“I’m merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household.” — Shelly Laurenston Family Copy Share Image
“What?” Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You do know I’m the one person who can shoot you and make it look like justifiable homicide?” — Shelly Laurenston Homicide Copy Share Image
