I'm not PC all the time in my phrasing, because that meets a wall; people won't hear it. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm too far to the left for some, too far to the right for others. I'm my own brand of comedy. — Ralphie May Comedy Copy Share Image
I live in a dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called... Los Angeles. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be known as a fat comic, just a comic who happens to be fat. — Ralphie May Comic Copy Share Image
The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I've never seen myself as a victim because of my physicality. If I did play that game, I wouldn't be the comedian… — Ralphie May Comedian Copy Share Image
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people,… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up… — Ralphie May Existence Copy Share Image
I don't get much respect from the industry in general, but that's OK. I didn't get into it for respect. I got… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need… — Ralphie May Love Copy Share Image
Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no… — Ralphie May Jesus Copy Share Image
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either… — Ralphie May Advice Copy Share Image
If I can make you laugh and learn, I want to be like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and… — Ralphie May Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was up for the film 'Dreamcatcher,' to play the role of an overweight kid, I was told I'm too fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian. — Ralphie May Comedian Copy Share Image
