Penn Jillette

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

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World War II proves there's no God.

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Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

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Make deals with people, not paper.

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The Tea Party claims to want small government.

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I'm an amazing mama's boy.

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Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

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I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

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Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

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We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

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You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

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If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at…

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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

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Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.

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Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a…

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I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

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Religion is often just tribalism: pride in a group one was born into, a group that is often believed to have 'God'…

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America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than…

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Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is…

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Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did…

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I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those…

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I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan…

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If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that…

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I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that…

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There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in…

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My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David…

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But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is…

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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story…

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People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral…

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The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

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I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

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“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.”

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The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.

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You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.

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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

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When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

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I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

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The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.

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