Penn Jillette

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and…

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Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough…

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You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have…

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My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion…

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I read a lot of books to my children, and they all seem really good. I think people have gotten really good…

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I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they…

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My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

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The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on…

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I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week…

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We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

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Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian…

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Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

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As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on…

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A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as…

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to…

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I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play…

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Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that…

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If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

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Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because…

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