“A great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.” — Neil Leckman Beauty Copy Share Image
“Malcontents who would dissent to paying rent are often bent on bad intent!!” — Neil Leckman Dissent Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?” — Neil Leckman Dream Copy Share Image
“They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats" I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before… — Neil Leckman Language-understanding Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Death Copy Share Image
“Bad answers for employment questions: Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead… — Neil Leckman Bad grammar Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger… — Neil Leckman Birthday Copy Share Image
“New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“It lies here deep in the heart, the small chest of pain Sharp words like daggers placed it here To fill with… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?" Sure all I get… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.” — Neil Leckman Candle Copy Share Image
“A tale within a tweet can be sweet!! That's a REAL flash.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!” — Neil Leckman Animal Copy Share Image
“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“I admit I once threw caution to the wind… It doesn't fly well!!” — Neil Leckman Caution Copy Share Image
“May fireworks fill your heart and independence be your way of life.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?” — Neil Leckman Interview Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.” — Neil Leckman Money Copy Share Image
