Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read — Mark Twain Blind Copy Share Image
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain Clever Copy Share Image
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. — Mark Twain Funny Copy Share Image
One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her. — Mark Twain Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“My works are like water. The works of the great masters are like wine. But everyone drinks water. - From Mark Twain's… — Mark Twain Inspirational Copy Share Image
Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. — Mark Twain Education Copy Share Image
Shall we go on conferring our Civilization upon the peoples that sit in darkness, or shall we give those poor things a… — Mark Twain Civilization Copy Share Image
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it. — Mark Twain Bugs Copy Share Image
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama,… — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
“We made many trips to the lake after that, and had many a hair-breadth escape and blood-curdling adventure which will never be… — Mark Twain Adventure Copy Share Image
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“For a little while, hope made a show of reviving - not with any reason to back it, but only because it… — Mark Twain Failure Copy Share Image
“It made one mad, for pleasure; and we could not take our eyes from him, and the looks that went out of… — Mark Twain Communication Copy Share Image
“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I will say this much for the nobility: that, tyrannical, murderous, rapacious and morally rotten as they were, they were deeply and… — Mark Twain Nobility Copy Share Image
The dreamer's valuation of a thing lost - not another man's - is the only standard to measure it by, and his… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The laws of Nature, that is to say the laws of God, plainly made every human being a law unto himself, we… — Mark Twain Anarchy Copy Share Image
“a square, flat-roofed hovel, neatly frescoed, with its wall-tops gallantly bastioned and turreted with dried camel-refuse, gives to a landscape a feature… — Mark Twain Cats Copy Share Image
“by and by it got sort of lonesome, and so I went and set on the bank and listened to the current… — Mark Twain Better way Copy Share Image
“Then the old man got to cussing, and cussed everything and everybody he could think of, and then cussed them all over… — Mark Twain Old man Copy Share Image
You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had (and worn out and flung away)… — Mark Twain Curiosity Copy Share Image
“Damascus, is simply an oasis, that is what it is. For four thousand years its waters have not gone dry or its… — Mark Twain Damascus Copy Share Image
Water is an individual, an animal, and is alive, remove the hydrogen and it is an animal and is alive; the remaining… — Mark Twain Alive Copy Share Image
My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. — Mark Twain Amazing man Copy Share Image
It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog. — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
